Thursday, April 27, 2017

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Playlist

First things first, I am nearly 2 thirds of the way through my MBA program.  I am quite excited.  To celebrate, here is a fun playlist and arguably, better entertainment in the form of a poem dedicated to my favorite wizard: HP!

Part 6 of the Harry Potter mini series.  Book 6.  Pretty dark book.  Very sad.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Playlist

Snape's finally teaching the Dark Arts.
Thanks Half-Blooded Prince, Harry's grades are off the charts. 
Voldemort created a Horcrux or seven.
Harry makes some moves on Ginny. Oh Heaven! 

Draco chokes and Snape has to kill our dear friend. 
We'll miss you Dumble, see you around another bend.
Harry is hangry and pledges to go fight evil.
Later, Hogwarts. Time for the Horcrux retrieval. 


Click here to listen to the playlist on SoundCloud. 


Run by Veorra

Cloud 9 by Valesco

Ark by Ship Wrek & Zookeepers

It's All on U (feat. Liam O'Donnell) by Illenium

Remembering Myself by Stephen

Elevated (K?D Remix) by RKCB & KD

Falling by Opia


- DJ MISS 307
  Minister of Magical Songs
 

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Harry Potter and the Order of the Bass

Harry Potter, Pizza, Sam, and Family
#SQUAD
Part 5 of the mini-series: My favorite book I must say. Such emotion. Many feels. Amaze. Umbridge is terrible, but HEY Fred and George decide to open a joke shop. So yea. We win! (I feel like many muggles are judging me... If I can help your wizarding transition in any way, let me know.)  

Harry Potter and the Order of the Bass:

Underground society: the Order of Phoenix.
Sirius, Tonks, and Lupin. Dis is the remix.
Fighting those Death Eaters that have no souls.
Dumbledore's Army--- talk about SQUAD GOALS!

Harry was told: "I must not tell lies".
"Spare me Firenze", Umbridge cries. 
Foreboding prophesy. We'll miss you Sirius.
On to book 6, it's bout to get delirious. 


Click here to listen on SoundCloud!


Front to Back (Bassnectar Remix) by Buku

Thug Love by JiKay & MNKN

Flies by Zeds Dead & LOUDPVCK

Frontlines (ft. GG Magree) (Kid Froopy Remix) by Zeds Dead & NGHTMARE

Barney Theme Song (SAYMYNAME's Bacon Trap Remix) by SAYMYNAME

Beat It (Dubstep Remix) by Darius Collins



- DJ MISS 307
  I have my mother's eyes...

Friday, April 14, 2017

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Flow

Part 4 of the H to the Pizzle mini-series. Acio iambic pentameter (JK too unruly to limit myself ten syllables/line). 
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Flow
The Triwizard Tournament with Fleur, Cedric and Viktor.
Harry's name gets called. Shoulda made the rules stricter.
Everyone's throwin shade. Ol' Dumbledore's mad.
But Harry's no coward. On to the first task lad.

Time to crush this Hungarian Horntail. Acio broom. 
Task two. Egg clue? Let's go to the bathroom.
Myrtle, you ghastly perve, thanks for the tip.
Neville says, "Better slip some gillyweed in that lip".

Final task is here, and its aMAZEing.
Down to Cedric and Harry with wands a blazing.
Oh no, we're in a cemetery with you know who.
Voldemort's back.  Sorry to drop the other shoe.


Click here to listen on SoundCloud. 


Flutter (feat. Madi) by Virtual Riot

Gone (feat. Ezi) by Kap Slap

Habit (INDO Remix) by Rain Man & Krysta Youngs

Fire (feat. NÉONHÈART) [Price & Takis Remix] by 3LAU

Say Less (feat. G-Eazy) by Dillon Francis

Altar (feat. R.LUM.R) by Sweater Beats

Aftershock by NGHTMRE & Boombox Cartel

Feel Your Love (feat. Jamie Lewis) [Cyran Remix] by Flux Pavilion & NGHTMRE

I Know U by Keys N Krates


- DJ MISS 307
  Harry's Best Friend

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of EDM

SONORUS: This is part 3 of the H Pitty mini series.  May I introduce you to book numero three.  Ima just jump right into this in my own special way... poetry baby... let's go!

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of EDM

The Dursley's......Harry is mad. The summer is over soon.
Harry thinks to himself: : "Let's blow my aunt up like a balloon".
Shit, that was cray.  Time to flee. Knight Bus, save me.
Not out of hot water yet. Sirius Black is a convictee.

On his way back to Hogwarts dementors on him like a clingy ex girl.
Then Buckbeak scared Malfoy and he let out a shrill curl.
Fast forward, Sirius is innocent and Hermione has the Time Turner.
The bad ass trio saves Buckbeak and Sirius. Talk about fast learners.

PS: Harry's broom gets destroyed by a crazy tree. 
But Sirius pimps him out with a Firebolt broom fo free. 



Click here to listen on SoundCloud!!!

Air by Rogue

Atlas by Faux Tales

Vain (feat. Evan Duffy) by Singularity

The Home We Made, Pt. II by Crywolf

Evil Beauty by Blackmill

Almeria by Everydayz & Phazz


- DJ MISS 307
  Are ya'll sick of me yet?!?!?!
  

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sound

So part two of the Harry Potter mini-series is on like Donkey Kong Wizarding Chess.  Many of you fellow Pott Heads might agree with me when I say: Book 2 was probs the most boring...  However, without book 2 we would not have had our lovely introduction to the sociopathic child turned dark wizard. The one and only Tom Riddle.  Dumb name if you ask me.  Not very scary are ya Voldy....


Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sound:
Oh Ginny, how you fell prey to an enchanted diary.
Why didn't you consult your friends? Not even one inquiry???
It only took a couple dozen petrified kids to sound the alarm.
Even smarty-pants Hermione was in lack of a charm.

What in the heck is stunning the young wizards and witches?
A slithery Basilisk saying, "snitches get stitches".
Fast forward to the end, HP saves the day assisted by Fawkes.
And lo and behold, Dobby is freed by way of socks!!!!


Click here to listen to the playlist on SoundCloud.



Let Me Go by Nurko Ft. Alina Renae

Serendipity by Chromak

Wildcard (feat. Feli Ferraro) by Mickey Valen

Out My Mind by STALKER

Dreams (Eliminate Remix) by Prismo & Eliminate

Know Better (feat. Mister Blonde) by JayKode

Into Dust (feat. Elle Vee) by Paris Blohm

Fractures (feat. Nevve) by Illenium

Electric (feat. Khalid) [Marian Hill Remix] by Alina Baraz



- DJ MISS 307
  Free House Elf


Sunday, April 2, 2017

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Songs

Alright here goes a mini-series of Harry Potter inspired blog posts.  For you muggles: there will be 7 total...

Thoughts:
1) Evolved my Magikarp into a mighty Gyarados (best possible moveset).  Jacked out of my mind about it...
2) Still carry my H Piddy wand in my purse in case of a random dementor attack.
3) I would like to write a poem (shocking right?) about my one love: The Boy Who Lived


Ode to Harry
Marked so young with a stormy scar.
Ghost ridding the whip in the Wheasley's flying car.
The real gangsta wizard that breaks every rule.
Malfoy had no chance in that wizarding duel.

Spectrum Sepmra you layed that on so thick.
Had me spooked like Nearly Headless Nick.
Wingardium Leviosa. I'm feeling so fly.
Ima get off my magical soap box now. Mic Drop. Bye. 


Click here to listen to the playlist on SoundCloud (except for Less Lonely by Frank Walker.  He needs to join the 21st century...)



Good Day (feat. DJ Snake & Elliphant) by Yellow Claw

You Got Me (feat. Cara Frew) by SNBRN & BLU J

City on Lockdown (feat. Juicy J & Lil Debbie) by Yellow Claw

Light Years (feat. Rochelle) by Yellow Claw

Matches by Cash Cash & ROZES

Less Lonely by Frank Walker

Scared to Be Lonely by Martin Garrix & Dua Lipa

- DJ MISS 307
  Expecto Patronum