Friday, April 14, 2017

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Flow

Part 4 of the H to the Pizzle mini-series. Acio iambic pentameter (JK too unruly to limit myself ten syllables/line). 
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Flow
The Triwizard Tournament with Fleur, Cedric and Viktor.
Harry's name gets called. Shoulda made the rules stricter.
Everyone's throwin shade. Ol' Dumbledore's mad.
But Harry's no coward. On to the first task lad.

Time to crush this Hungarian Horntail. Acio broom. 
Task two. Egg clue? Let's go to the bathroom.
Myrtle, you ghastly perve, thanks for the tip.
Neville says, "Better slip some gillyweed in that lip".

Final task is here, and its aMAZEing.
Down to Cedric and Harry with wands a blazing.
Oh no, we're in a cemetery with you know who.
Voldemort's back.  Sorry to drop the other shoe.


Click here to listen on SoundCloud. 


Flutter (feat. Madi) by Virtual Riot

Gone (feat. Ezi) by Kap Slap

Habit (INDO Remix) by Rain Man & Krysta Youngs

Fire (feat. NÉONHÈART) [Price & Takis Remix] by 3LAU

Say Less (feat. G-Eazy) by Dillon Francis

Altar (feat. R.LUM.R) by Sweater Beats

Aftershock by NGHTMRE & Boombox Cartel

Feel Your Love (feat. Jamie Lewis) [Cyran Remix] by Flux Pavilion & NGHTMRE

I Know U by Keys N Krates


- DJ MISS 307
  Harry's Best Friend

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